Reader,
I thought that I'd mix it up this year and advertise being a 'Tamer'. Being a Tamer does have it's advantages; Near-perfect eternal life for example. You kill yourself, you're dead. But anything else (guns, knives, DragonFlame) you might live. Depending. ANY way... Tamers, when they start, get a copy of The Tamer Code. Tamer Code is a set of rules that Tamers must comply with otherwise they get… well… punished. But there is some lenience, New Tamers receive five blank lines in their handbook for rules they write themselves. I put a copy of my own Code below so you can see an example of what The Code looks like. Anyway, I wrote this for a reason so… If you would like an application, see me for information.
--Martin Jaramillo
Livonian Dragon Tamer
Translation of Tamer Code
1: Male Tamers must respect females.
2: Tamers must respect Everyone's True Names.
3: Tamers must not harm the Dragon Race.
4: Tamers must defend the public from the Rampages of Dragons.
5: Tamers must always keep their True Names to themselves and their most trusted friends.
6: Tamers must record all Dragon encounters.
7: Tamers must not show their copy of the Tamer Code to other Tamers.
8: Tamers must respect their corresponding Religions.
9: Friends are a Dragon Tamer’s most valued asset; and Greatest Weakness.
My Five ‘Self-Written’ Rules*
11-15: Martin may…
a. opt out of recording Dragon Encounters.
b. Seclude himself from ‘friends’ if he wishes.
c. opt out of defending the public
d. convert between being a ‘rogue†’ D.T. to a ‘regular’ D.T. whenever he wants.
e. be allowed to hurt Dragons when need be.
* New Tamers are allowed to add five rules of their own.
† Rouges may do whatever they want with their belongings. (Including their Tamer Code)
I thought that I'd mix it up this year and advertise being a 'Tamer'. Being a Tamer does have it's advantages; Near-perfect eternal life for example. You kill yourself, you're dead. But anything else (guns, knives, DragonFlame) you might live. Depending. ANY way... Tamers, when they start, get a copy of The Tamer Code. Tamer Code is a set of rules that Tamers must comply with otherwise they get… well… punished. But there is some lenience, New Tamers receive five blank lines in their handbook for rules they write themselves. I put a copy of my own Code below so you can see an example of what The Code looks like. Anyway, I wrote this for a reason so… If you would like an application, see me for information.
--Martin Jaramillo
Livonian Dragon Tamer
Translation of Tamer Code
1: Male Tamers must respect females.
2: Tamers must respect Everyone's True Names.
3: Tamers must not harm the Dragon Race.
4: Tamers must defend the public from the Rampages of Dragons.
5: Tamers must always keep their True Names to themselves and their most trusted friends.
6: Tamers must record all Dragon encounters.
7: Tamers must not show their copy of the Tamer Code to other Tamers.
8: Tamers must respect their corresponding Religions.
9: Friends are a Dragon Tamer’s most valued asset; and Greatest Weakness.
My Five ‘Self-Written’ Rules*
11-15: Martin may…
a. opt out of recording Dragon Encounters.
b. Seclude himself from ‘friends’ if he wishes.
c. opt out of defending the public
d. convert between being a ‘rogue†’ D.T. to a ‘regular’ D.T. whenever he wants.
e. be allowed to hurt Dragons when need be.
* New Tamers are allowed to add five rules of their own.
† Rouges may do whatever they want with their belongings. (Including their Tamer Code)
4 comments:
Is this tamer code bbased on the Eragon Inheritance trilogy or is it an entirely original idea? Either way it sounds awesome!
Sign me up!
LOL FURFAG.
yo dude u like those otherkins...
them freaks fucked up my school yo.
don't end up like thse aspies, irght?
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