Dragons

Readers,

Welcome to The Dragon's Lair; My haven for the hidden, cove for the cryptic, or whatever the hell you want to call it. My home for all of the things fear has bred but man has never understood. This time, we delve into the mysterious world of the Dragon. The Draco (commonly Dragon) is a fascinating creature, shrouded in myth and legend. This is a false statement. The dragon is real! I’ve seen a young one not two years past. It was about 5 ft long (meaning it was about three weeks old or something) and flying a west south westerly direction. The young reptile was probably out on a foraging run about thirty miles from the nest. The limit for these youngsters is about one hundred miles. I stood for a half hour till I regained my senses. I had not told anyone about it until now.
Secrets, of course, don’t last forever. The young dragon is probably out of the nest and well over ten feet by now. Another year, he’ll most likely be looking for the love of his eternal life; not unlike like me, I guess. Anyway, I may see him again. Maybe… The most common dragon in the US would be the Amphiptere, an armless dragon with legs and wings. The dragon may also have front legs depending on the species. These are the species usually stumbled upon guarding treasure or the secrets of the Universe. The most famous dragon of this species is named Quetalcoatl. He was a peaceful dragon, like most, but was driven away from his village, Tollan (The Serene Dragon). I, unfortunately, do not know what has happened to him. Considering dragons are immortal, he should be fine.
They can even breathe in space! Dragons have this innate ability to travel through space somehow! This is my theory on how dragons are so rare.
• The evolution of Humans caused the secrets of dragons to fall into jeopardy
• The majority of the Dragon population flew off into the heavens causing use humans to become the dominant species on Earth.
• Some Dragons (I call them Guardians) stayed behind to oversee our evolution.
• The Guardians, so secluded, seeped their way into our Legends
Yours Truly,
Martin Jaramillo
The Dragon Tamer

My <3 Life 2

Hey, yes, you’re probably still disappointed If, you read “My <3 Life”. But, I can’t say I blame you, considering I delayed the inevitable; Again. Anyway, you already know how screwed up my L.L. is. And the whole point is that my slowly deteriorating mind is undergoing more pain because I was shot down; again (for the millionth time, I think). Well, I guess most of you think that I’m an un-datable dork/nerd/emo etcetera, etcetera. Well, depending on your views, I guess I am. Yes, that includes you Taylor, Mara, Diana, Denise, and Bridget. Others also think I’m just a hopeless nutcase (*Cough* Melanie *Cough*). Well that’s probably true too. Still, I think I have a TEENY TINY chance at T.L. Hey, cheer up, there’s still a lot more for me to reveal to you readers.
I, personally, think I’m screwy in the head for writing this; Revealing my innermost secrets to the public. The whole idea is screwy! I mean come on! Fielder puts us up to writing about random things on our blogs! It’s crazy!
Anyway back to the task at hand; everyone in Fifth hour thinks I have no sense of romance. And that’s true to me. But I’ve still been egged on to write this crappy post. Sorry, language. I’m just really angry at Mara for asking me to do this. My entire life is a lake that’s drying up. It’s practically going down to H*** (More Language). My God… Love to me is pointless because it’s always coming back to bite me in the A** (MORE Language). And yet I continue this S***** Post (MORE Language). Great, I’m going crazy. Just Great *Grumble Grumble*. Well, I guess I’ll go ahead and tell you guys who I used to (and still do) like. *Sigh* her name is Alexis Smith and she did go to Holmes Middle School. THERE! I SAID IT! HAPPY!?!?!? Phew… sorry for the snap, I guess you know now… Happy Thanksgiving. :P

My <3 Life

Okay, I know I promised I'd tell you who my crush was, but... I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS. My crush is: A***** S****. Yes, I can feel your disappointment in the air. I know how mean I am but hey, this post is in two parts. you might find out. Later...